Ok so my kids have been making me laugh over the years so I thought I would share some of the things they say.
On Marriage
Jenna: Mom, why won't you let me and Tristan get married now?
Mom: Because you are only 5 and Tristan is 6. You are too young.
Jenna: But we want to get married.
Mom: Well, where are you going to live?
Jenna: On Mondays and Tuesdays at Tristans and the rest of the week with you.
This is from when my 2 oldest was 4 and 2 on the difference between girls and boys
Alayna: Jacob, am I a girl or a boy?
Jacob: A girl!
Alayna: Very good!!
Jacob: What does that mean?
Alayna: (putting her arm around his shoulders) Well, that means I am always going to have to worry about you doing stupid stuff, just like Mom worries about Dad!
When Emma was about 5, I asked her to pick up the halls and stairs. Her response:"You treat me like I'm Cinderella!"
When Ammon was 3
Ammon: Mom, will you tickle(scratch) my back?
Mom: Of course
Ammon: Ahhhhhhhh! This is just like eating a burritto!
On what Faith is
Aunt Tansy: Who know's what Faith is?
Jacob:(raising his hand) I do! It's a tractor!
Aunt Tansy: A tractor?
Jacob: Yeah, you said Faith could move mountains so it has to be a tractor!
16 years ago