Out of the mouth of Babes

Ok so my kids have been making me laugh over the years so I thought I would share some of the things they say.

On Marriage

Jenna: Mom, why won't you let me and Tristan get married now?

Mom: Because you are only 5 and Tristan is 6. You are too young.

Jenna: But we want to get married.

Mom: Well, where are you going to live?

Jenna: On Mondays and Tuesdays at Tristans and the rest of the week with you.

This is from when my 2 oldest was 4 and 2 on the difference between girls and boys

Alayna: Jacob, am I a girl or a boy?

Jacob: A girl!

Alayna: Very good!!

Jacob: What does that mean?

Alayna: (putting her arm around his shoulders) Well, that means I am always going to have to worry about you doing stupid stuff, just like Mom worries about Dad!

When Emma was about 5, I asked her to pick up the halls and stairs. Her response:"You treat me like I'm Cinderella!"

When Ammon was 3

Ammon: Mom, will you tickle(scratch) my back?

Mom: Of course

Ammon: Ahhhhhhhh! This is just like eating a burritto!

On what Faith is

Aunt Tansy: Who know's what Faith is?

Jacob:(raising his hand) I do! It's a tractor!

Aunt Tansy: A tractor?

Jacob: Yeah, you said Faith could move mountains so it has to be a tractor!